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Lightning fast choreography meets uber swift editing in a fantasmagorical collision of quality entertainment. An overload of velvet, sandals and multi-hued wool provides a startling accompaniment, the whole effect being that of a slim man and a fat man putting their bums in your face.
Headlining at venues from the Falklands to Ashby De La Zouch, they’ve circumnavigated the planet, spurting amusement in concentrated twenty minute bursts but now an hour show is gestating, due to arrive bloody and screaming at some point, if not slightly before.
If you like music and let’s face it, who doesn’t, you’ll like it. If you like silliness, middle aged men dancing and unsavoury acts, you’ll probably love it.
You should try it either way. See you there.


Cutting their teeth compering and performing in Comedy and Variety nights at The Wedgewood Rooms in Southsea, they watched the nineties as it wafted gently past until, eventually and not before time, London called. With the fledgling post-fix, "Revue", added, they blasted the clubs with their Guitar and Stylophone stylings, wowing rooms with super slick prop manipulation, dazzling jaded eyes with sandal based choreography that remains inimitable. Now, this terpsichorean twosome tour the country, even venturing as far afield as The Falklands and Oman, to provide spiritual uplift to the brave boys and girls of the armed forces. Their latest foray is into radio comedy/drama. A 1930s murder mystery based in Brighton and a frankly silly retelling of the Jack the Ripper tale, (too soon?) have so far been forged in the red hot fires of their imaginations.
Available for any project from feature films to mini series.
Book them. They're good!

What ‘they’ say
“Absolutely hilarious” VIZ
“A mad, anarchic triumph of stupidity over style. Not to be missed”
“Spectacularly funny”
“Wonderful, innovative and endearing”
“Joyous. Pretty irresistible”
“Their versions of popular hits using just stylophone and acoustic guitar have
to be heard to be believed. Someone should give them their own show.” THE PORTSMOUTH NEWS
“An indulgent set of brilliant tackiness”
“I’ve seen them on Britains Got Talent.” OLD CONFUSED WOMAN IN BINGO HALL>