please exit through the gift shop

Imagine owning your own raymond and Mr Timpkins badge... Are you imagining that? Mmm? Feel good? Oh yes!

If you are too cheap to actually buy something then immediately claim your birthright, a free badge.

Yes, that's right! Free! No postage! No nothing! Sod all!

Just email your address to '' and a badge will, at some point, be yours.

NB We may well use your email address for unsolicited publicity purposes.



Actually, we definitely will do that.