please exit through the gift shop



This is raymond...

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Only knows the word biffen. Is terrified of the smell of dry cleaning. Is very dirty underneath. Please, never turn him over and have a look.

Will only eat Dairylea Dippers. Obtains liquids from licking stuff. Can only defecate in branches of Starbucks.

Sorry for the mess.

Yes that was him, I'm afraid.
OCTOBER
7 TFI Stand Ups The Wortley House Hotel Scunthorpe
8 Chalfont St Giles Memorial Hall
13 Gut Rocking Comedy The Grain and Hop Store Cambridge
14 Manfords Barnsley
22 Comedy Loft Watford
28 Jongleurs Bristol
29 White Mischief Halloween Ball Scala Pentonville Road Kings Cross

NOVEMBER
4 Up the Creek Greenwich
11 Comedy All Stars Horndean
19 Velvet Burlesque The Spa Theatre Scarborough
24 The Comedy Club Franklins Gardens Northampton Saints
25 and 26 Comedy Loft Camden Lock

DECEMBER
2 Spinnaker Tower Gunwharf Portsmouth
9 and 10 Jongleurs Bristol
15 Jongleurs On the Road Swindon
16 and 17 Jongleurs Cardiff