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Look at this lovely tee shirt. You could own this. Yes you. Your inadequate, pathetic body could be elegantly clad in this majestic loveliness. Stop crying in relief. Just buy one. Jeez. So needy! Love you.x

L or XL are £9.50, XXL are £11, XXXL are £12.50, all plus P & P @ £3.50.

To order fill in that Paypal button over there  and we'll do the rest. Will be a two week lead time but hey what you want? We aint Amazon Prime or nothing.